Boston- The foodservice industry is no stranger to the wrath of El Krafto. However, one particular institution has come under intense fire as of late.
"This place blows," El Krafto was heard muttering to himself by an El Krafto! correspondent in a local Bruegger's. "Look at the way they spread the freakin' cream cheese. Am I only allowed to enjoy one half of this bagel with cream cheese? Why don't they take some of the cheese they stuffed in the freakin' hole and put it on the other half of the bagel? You don't eat the hole! Who trains these people?"
A testament to El Krafto's unique vision, none of the other customers were willing to take his side on this matter, or even to come to Bruegger's defense. As often happens in the presence of revolutionary ideas, they chose to pretend they heard nothing.
"What a sucky breakfast," El Krafto said to no one in particular as he got up from his table, spilling coffee on his hand. "Oh, like I didn't expect that to happen," he said as he headed down the street, in search of more satisfying sustenance. Let the record show that we here at El Krafto! hope he finds it.
Ty-D-Bowl FRESHtabs "I was really drawn in by the 'Fresh Floral Scent' this promised, though I could not for the life of me determine what type of flower it was. The blue color was the strongest of all the pucks I tried, which is what I really look for. That and the fact that it is safe for use around pets. I was however left in the dark as to what types of stains it fights. I like to know what my bowl is vulnerable to."
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"No 'floral' scent here, but it still keeps the toilet from stinking, and protects from hard water, limescale and mineral stains. I don't know what these are but i'm glad I'm protected. Promises that bowl water will not be harmful to children or pets, but suggests that pets should not drink regularly from toilet. For children it must be o.k. Actually uses the term 'puck' on the label, which is a big selling point, as is its slogan 'When clean really counts.' The blue was not as deep as my ideal puck would be, but so far this is my favorite.
Stop & Shop Solid Automatic Toilet Bowl Cleaner The first puck to suggest that both children and pets refrain from drinking from the toilet. Kudos to you, Stop & Shop. By far the cheapest, but sadly not the best blue. Will do in a pinch, and claims to last up to six weeks. This remains to be tested.
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